found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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