College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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