Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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