how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
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This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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