love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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