I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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