hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
and you fell through a lawn chair
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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