As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
