Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize
