Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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