i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I look better un-naked...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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