that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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