Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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