Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
