getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Help. Why am I so naked?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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