Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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