mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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