I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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