Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
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