I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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