hell yes lets make some ravioli
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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