You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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