sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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