I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
