White coat. Heels.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It was like giving head to a cactus.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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