I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
