awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Is Oprah even human
try to milk me bitch
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