My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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