Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I need to sanitize my soul.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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