NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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