I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
