I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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