Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Dear god my vagina.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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