His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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