I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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