If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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