): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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