am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
we should paint friendship bongs
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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