can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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