I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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