wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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