id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she looked like the before picture.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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