I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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