He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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