Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You made out with two different species that night
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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