The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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