do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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