Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
They took my balls.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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