i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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