omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Who died my cat blue again?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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